This is some pretty exciting news:
Tens of thousands of gay people have been working tirelessly to abolish all state and federal laws that provide legal and tax benefits to straight people.
Fortunately, their efforts were thwarted today when the senate judiciary committee voted along party lines to maintain those laws as is, along with extending the legal protection to all couples in committed relationships, not just ones who pretend to agree to follow fundamentalist Christian doctrine until the marriage becomes inconvenient and then get divorced.
No word if they’ve issued a position regarding forcing churches to let men in big white dresses hold big parties in their church buildings lest they lose their even bigger tax-exempt status.
Rumor has it the angry homos are now going to focus on making divorce illegal as a way to shore up traditional marriage. When contacted for comments, they said they were confident in the support of this effort from fundamentalist Christians as well as the Catholic church.
After all, homos don’t end marriages. Divorce does.
Today’s Gay Agenda: Yeah, see how that goes.