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    2012 - 12.23

    There’s so many things that once done, can never really be improved upon. The majority of Christmas Carols would fall into that category.

    Even though they can’t be improved upon, they certainly can inspire some updates, so I give you . . .

    The Twelve Gays of Christmas

    (this is a repeat from prior years)

    On the First Day of  Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Three French Wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Seven sailors swimming
    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Eight maids-a-cleaning
    • Seven sailors swimming
    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Nine twinks-a-dancing
    • Eight maids-a-cleaning
    • Seven sailors swimming
    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Ten Baskit boxers
    • Nine twinks-a-dancing
    • Eight maids-a-cleaning
    • Seven sailors swimming
    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • Eleven drag queens bitching
    • Ten Baskit boxers
    • Nine twinks-a-dancing
    • Eight maids-a-cleaning
    • Seven sailors swimming
    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    • A twelve step recovery program
    • Eleven drag queens bitching
    • Ten Baskit boxers
    • Nine twinks-a-dancing
    • Eight maids-a-cleaning
    • Seven sailors swimming
    • Six Grey Goose Vodkas
    • Five Diamond Rings! (2 ct, vs1, e color)
    • Four calls from Cher
    • Three French wines
    • Two round trip tickets, and
    • A gift from Tiffany’s.

    Today’s Gay Agenda: Had to drag this one out for a re-run. Hope you enjoyed.

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    3 Responses to “Updated 12 Days of Christmas”

    1. Tamora says:

      Thank you for the laugh! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with family and friends.

    2. B-dubya says:

      This was just as good the second time around! I too wish you a very happy Christmas with family and friends–and the best of everything in 2013.

    3. Avatar of Jon Lindgren Jon Lindgren says:

      All the best for a great holiday and wonderful New Year.

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