Ricky and I decided that we needed to make some extra income. My taste for sexy cars, Baccardi and botox was becoming a drain on our resources.
The past few years, we’ve been purchasing some vacation rental property along the very few lakes in North Dakota.
If you’ve been reading The Gay Agenda over the years, you also know I love Love LOVE to renovate and remodel properties. A keen eye will recognize some of our work in regional magazines, and I’m expecially proud of one of our appearances on that home renovation channel.
After months of renovation and tens of thousands of dollars in furniture and decor, we’re putting our vacation properties on the rental market starting May 1.
As our way of ‘giving back’ to the community, we’re going to rent out any one of the 12 homes for a modest $200 per week.
Here’s one of my favorite houses:
And I love this quiet get away:
And my personal favorite. I like water toys even more than sexy cars:
There’s only one slight catch: We will not rent these homes to straight people. The vote on bill 2252 guaranteed Ricky and my right to only rent our home to people that meet our very specific set of criteria. And the only one of our long list of specification that you need concern yourself with is if you’re gay.
If you are, and are looking for a fabulous summer get away. Contact me. If you’re straight. go somewhere else. Your sexual orientation isn’t protected either.
So there. Nyah, nyah, nyah.
Today’s Gay Agenda: Ah, a fun few moments living on Fantasy Island. Just remember, when you voted to deny protection based on sexual orientation, you pissed off a lot of homos that have may have some influence. Some of them just might be a little vengeful.